Ladies and gentlemen,
girls and boys welcome to the history of the music hall!
I am your chairman for tonight and will of
course be keeping order on the premises.
Let me introduce you to a host of famous, fantastic, fantabulous
performers.
We have acts that will amaze, inspire and excite. Yes! For
your amusement we present a woman who swallows a light bulb
that is lit! A boy who can ride a unicycle on the high wire
whilst playing a trombone! And a man who can catch a cannon
ball on his neck!
My lords, ladies and gentlemen (yes you sir)
look no further for your entertainment! Let me introduce
you to the rest of
our music hall site!
